"When you clean up a city, you destroy it."

"Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed, a little distorted, a little foolish."

-Hermann Hesse (via loveyourchaos)

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jattmohns:

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roadmovies:

“Let me tell ya something. Nowadays, everybody’s gotta go to shrinks, and counselors, and go on “Sally Jessy Raphael” and talk about their problems.

What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do.

See, what they didn’t know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings that they wouldn’t be able to shut him up! And then it’s dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction ma fangul!”

- Tony Soprano

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fuckyeahmovieposters:

Moonrise Kingdom by Ookah

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r4ckcitybitchxo:

So Will Smith rapped The Fresh Prince theme song on The Graham Norton show and it was THE GREATEST THING EVER.

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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

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                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Is that rain?
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's...  I'm happy to-
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Let's get tomato soup delivered!
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Remind me to clean up.
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Tomorrow.
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		I'm in hell. This is hell.
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
                            	
                            				Zooey Deschanel:
                            			
                            		*dances*
                            	
                            				Siri:
                            			
                            		Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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kattnip:

GPOY

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"When you clean up a city, you destroy it."